Things I've Accepted as FACT

Food tastes better when you are drunk. All men cheat. Children are germ receptacles. Most people jump on bandwagons. Sex is best when you actually care about a person. People don't change. Carrie and Mr Big are not real. Women should talk less. Men should listen more. You can never turn your emotions off. Your subconscious is a mufucka. Cash rules everything around me. Smiling is so much easier than pouting. Kevin Hart isn't funny. Capitalism is designed so that most of us are modern day slaves. Twitter is addictive. My nails look better dark. God lives within us. We are all narcissistic. Love always hurts. Good dick will run you crazy. People will think whatever they want and it rarely matters. You can chose your view on life. Happiness is a myth. You're gonna hurt a few people along the way, its inevitable. Anal sex is only for masochists. People ain't bout shit. Most Americans should carry a dictionary (I do). Life owes us nothing. Andre 3000 is the best rapper alive. All attention isn't good. Hennessy ain't so bad. Apartments in nice areas mean nothing unless you own them.Dave Chappelle is the funniest man alive. That is all.  

Just Sayin....

I don't know if anyone else feels this way. I know one perrson does but... here goes nothing....

My friends understand me but they don't GET me. I know this already isn't making sense. I'm slightly addicted to pain. On a sadomasochist level. Before your mind travels to the gutter this particular post is about emotional feelings not sex. I like to live. I like to feel. I'm incredibly sensitive. Every emotion, even the ones that torment me, makes me feel so alive. I love going through the motions. When I'm at my happiest I feel alive. When I'm at my lowest I know I am alive even if I don't want to be. Its so important to me to be able to feel... thats why I constantly go into situations that I know will be hurtful. I know it'll hurt tomorrow but tonight... tonight will be amazing! Tonight all my dreams will come true. Tomorrow I'll be living in hell... And it was all worth it... Just saying

Peer Pressure

My upbringing was unorthodox to say the least. My mother is BiPolar and extremely free -spirited. My father is strict, serious, and very old-fashioned. With that combination of parental units it goes without saying that I have an interesting perspective on morality and what is and is NOT couth. When I left my parents' households, I left with a definite view of what was right and wrong. (I.E. if you get pregnant, you get married. NO EXCUSES! and ladies wear dresses in the house of the Lord. You are a direct representation of your family, etc. <--- lessons my daddy taught me) Since leaving the confines of my family and Macon, GA I do things I know my family would disapprove of, but everyone else does it.... I know that the "everyone is doing it" excuse is not only a very weak argument but it is also the oldest teenage comeback ever recorded. It is quickly debunked with a quip from mom, "Well if your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do that too?"  But sitting here at 3:14 AM has me revisiting my parents wisdom. Why am I participating in things I know are NOT right just because the masses are doing it? I know I'm not the only person  guilty of this offense. Its just so hard to say no sometimes. Am I still a victim of peer pressure or am I just doing what I've always wanted to do?

Gold Wrappers Please!!

A friend of mine brought up an interesting theory recently, she said, "A woman that carries condoms is loose. She's too prepared. Let the man be responsible for something." That statement had me scratching my head. I am proud to say there is a 12 pack of beautifully gold wrapped treasures laying somewhere around my house. I can't say where they are exactly because I'm celibate and rather messy but they are here just in case temptation takes over. I personally feel like a woman... no, A PERSON, can never be too prepared. Hell I was always taught plans and preparation are the keys to success. I'm not too comfortable putting my health in anyone else's hands. I am happy with my negative STD scan. We live in a society where casual sex is not only tolerated but it is the norm. None of these women carry condoms? Am I the exception? Is it acceptable for the modern day woman to carry condoms in her purse yet? It is 2010! (happy belated new year lol) and I still hear women call other women whores for carrying condoms! I don't understand that logic. What do you think?

PS... Don't come in my room if you can't fit a Trojan Magnum XL. I'M spoiled ;)

Chicken or Fish: A Quick Overview of Infidelity

  
Earlier @IshmealAlmighty and I were talking about cheating. I came with a simple theory to explain why we cheat: If I told you one day when you were approximately 27 or 28 years old that I wanted you to eat chicken everyday, what would you think? You would look at me as if I was crazy right. Why would you eat chicken every single day for the rest of your life when there are so many other delicious foods to enjoy? Even if Chicken is your favorite food, you don't want to eat it everyday! That's how I feel about relationships and marriage... why would I want to eat chicken everyday when there is sausage, fish, shrimp, porkchops, and steak! Why on earth would I torture myself that way? I don't love chicken any less than... lets say, FISH, but chicken will never taste like fish. I can cook chicken a thousand different ways and eats for a thousand days but then after that... it still won't taste like fish. It is also HIGHLY likely that I will be sick and tired of chicken after a thousand meals. I want fish now! I want something that is NOT chicken. I still look the favor, texture, and versatility of chicken but I need a change. So I cheat on chicken. I order the fish plate instead. Chicken cries and wants a divorce. Chicken doesn't understand why I no longer love it. But I do still LOVE chicken. I just had a craving for fish... Just sayin...

Men and Cheating

  
      Sorry guys I haven't had anything to say lately however, in light of the recent "Tiger-Gate" I was inspired to talk shit.... Now I was not surprised at Tiger's antics. He is a MAN, not only is he a man he is a VERY rich man. I don't really expect him to be faithful to anyone. But fuck Tiger... I don't know anyone with a Tiger Woods bank account so we'll just talk about men and cheating....
     I believe that all men cheat. No exceptions! Rich, poor, black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Atheist etc. I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist. People, not just men, are animals and i don't THINK we are supposed to be with one person for an entire lifetime. Not without a few snafus. Women cheat too but we're better at it (winks).
Are men expected to cheat? Is it something that largely ignored because "boys will be boys"? Would you chase your cheating spouse with a baseball bat (or any cylindrical, heavy object) if you found out they were cheating? Would you even want to know about their scandalous ways? What constitutes cheating? Do you cheat? Just Wondering....

Photographs

Dear You,
There's a picture in my phone of us. We look cute. We look happy. I should delete it but I can't. Not yet... We look sooo happy. I like to remember the good moments. The great moments... We had a lot of great moments together. I miss you like crazy but... No buts... I just miss you so I won't erase it. Not yet. Maybe not ever. Just know that someone adores you, no matter what.

Luh,

Hope