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Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Making of a Hoe: The Ugly Duckling




An "ugly duckling" is a person who was once unattractive and is now conventionally attractive. I say conventionally because ideally "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and all that jazz. When you grow up "ugly" you get used to people ignoring you. You begin to feel invisible and you grow accustomed to that feeling. Then one day, seemingly overnight, you're attractive. You're attractive and people can see you. You're no longer invisible, no longer "ugly". What do you do? You're getting loads of attention, attention you've always wanted but could never quite get. Its here! What would YOU do?? Well become a whore of course! You would become a kid in a proverbial candy store. Your former crushes can see you now. You want to give EVERYBODY the business and before you know it... You're a hoe... Nothing wrong with it... Just sayin

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Download This Mixtape


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ALABAMA'S NEW VOICE OF THE SOUTH
BLOK BEEZE
NEW MIXTAPE "Money to Burn" Hosted By: DJ D-Rock

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Sex Tapes???


Everybody and their mom has a sex tape. It seems to be the hot new thing. I've been asked to star in my very own sex tape and though the idea of it is tantalizing and tempting I just can't do it unless some demands are met and some questions are answered. I know, I'm a tad bit demanding but hey... I don't wanna end up like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton. The public embarrassment would be agonizing. So without further ado.... What type of film/camera will we be using? Who will be holding the camera? I like to use my hands so I vote you! Will there be wardrobe changes? I'd like at least 2 special, eye catching designer pieces for the occasion. Will there be props? Will you provide the sound effects? Can we hire a makeup artist to hide my trouble areas? I would really love it if we could choreograph a dance sequence at the beginning! Can you only shoot me from the left please? What?! Its my best side!! Who will be editing this video after the shoot? What will we eat when we watch it together? Who keeps the copy? Hold on buddy, ill keep the copy!!! Can we do stunts? Can I have a stunt double?! I've always wanted one. Can my name roll first in the credits? Just saying...

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Dark Skinned Girls FTW!!!!








I love, love, LOVE Kelly Rowland and I think she was an excellent pick for this video.