Earlier @IshmealAlmighty and I were talking about cheating. I came with a simple theory to explain why we cheat: If I told you one day when you were approximately 27 or 28 years old that I wanted you to eat chicken everyday, what would you think? You would look at me as if I was crazy right. Why would you eat chicken every single day for the rest of your life when there are so many other delicious foods to enjoy? Even if Chicken is your favorite food, you don't want to eat it everyday! That's how I feel about relationships and marriage... why would I want to eat chicken everyday when there is sausage, fish, shrimp, porkchops, and steak! Why on earth would I torture myself that way? I don't love chicken any less than... lets say, FISH, but chicken will never taste like fish. I can cook chicken a thousand different ways and eats for a thousand days but then after that... it still won't taste like fish. It is also HIGHLY likely that I will be sick and tired of chicken after a thousand meals. I want fish now! I want something that is NOT chicken. I still look the favor, texture, and versatility of chicken but I need a change. So I cheat on chicken. I order the fish plate instead. Chicken cries and wants a divorce. Chicken doesn't understand why I no longer love it. But I do still LOVE chicken. I just had a craving for fish... Just sayin...
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