Things I've Accepted as FACT

Food tastes better when you are drunk. All men cheat. Children are germ receptacles. Most people jump on bandwagons. Sex is best when you actually care about a person. People don't change. Carrie and Mr Big are not real. Women should talk less. Men should listen more. You can never turn your emotions off. Your subconscious is a mufucka. Cash rules everything around me. Smiling is so much easier than pouting. Kevin Hart isn't funny. Capitalism is designed so that most of us are modern day slaves. Twitter is addictive. My nails look better dark. God lives within us. We are all narcissistic. Love always hurts. Good dick will run you crazy. People will think whatever they want and it rarely matters. You can chose your view on life. Happiness is a myth. You're gonna hurt a few people along the way, its inevitable. Anal sex is only for masochists. People ain't bout shit. Most Americans should carry a dictionary (I do). Life owes us nothing. Andre 3000 is the best rapper alive. All attention isn't good. Hennessy ain't so bad. Apartments in nice areas mean nothing unless you own them.Dave Chappelle is the funniest man alive. That is all.